Somewhere Private

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true story


So I ran Outside confused about what just happened.
It felt sloppy with peices of deep fried bits rubbing against my legs inside my pants.
I wanted to forget about it and return to see Midge Crickett perform.
Ah but as I returned a shadowy figure blocked my entrance.

It's FUNNY cause it's true
It's FUNNY cause it happened to you

So I had to take a piss earlier that night but the bathrooms were stuffed with every human possible.
Couldn't wait I went out to the back alleyway SOMEWHERE PRIVATE.
All I could find the bar that was ok was a dumpster.
I was so excited I flew over the ramp conveniently placed .
I ran so fast I overlooked a VAT of greese and SPLASH!
WTF I was soaked up to my waist in nasty ass greese.
My brain must of shut off because I forgot the moment of getting out.
But the legend says that there are still shoe prints today on the streets leading to this very spot where we stand.

It's FUNNY cause it's true
It's FUNNY cause it happened to you

(Say your prayers)


from Somewhere Private, released May 29, 2016



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