1. |
Warm up Children
02:12
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MIDDLE CHILDREN:Warm up Children
Hey Meg I just pressed play
I forgot everything today
I think the crowds a permanent stay
Oh no you didn't just just say
Now we're gonna
play real good
play real good
play real good
play there like we
always do
always do
always do
Now we're gonna
play real good
play real good
play real good
play there like we
always do
always do
always do
Hey Meg I just pressed play
I forgot everything today
I think the crowds a permanent stay
Oh no you didn't just just say
Now we're gonna
play real good
play real good
play real good
play there like we
always do
always do
always do
Now we're gonna
play real good
play real good
play real good
play there like we
always do
always do
always do
Forget about your job
and your boss and your coffee
and swing around your arms
and your legs so sloppy
Forget about your job
and your boss and your coffee
and swing around your arms
and your legs so sloppy
Now we're gonna
play real good
play real good
play real good
play there like we
always do
always do
always do
Now we're gonna
play real good
play real good
play real good
play there like we
always do
always do
always do
Forget about your job
and your boss and your coffee
and swing around your arms
and your legs so sloppy
Forget about your job
and your boss and your coffee
and swing around your arms
and your legs so sloppy
enough enough
we're done
we're done
enough enough
we're done
we're done
enough enough
we're done
we're done
enough enough
we're done
we're done
enough enough
we're done
we're done
enough enough
we're done
we're done
enough enough
we're done
we're done
enough enough
we're done
we're done
we're done
we're done
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2. |
Wad of Ones
03:33
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MIDDLE CHILDREN - Wad of Ones
There's nothing more fun than a Wad of Ones
I wanna get me some, some of them ones
There's nothin' more lame then a lack of funds
You better get someone to give you some ones
When you want something to eat
Or some shoes for on your feet
You need a wad of ones
If your gonna have some fun
Your old lady is bitchin' cause there's
nothin in the kitchen
She says her palms are itching
cause she needs some ones
I guess she just can't fake it
wants you to bring home the bacon
The dough that you can't rake in
a huge wad of ones
There's nothing more fun than a Wad of Ones
I wanna get me some, some of them ones
There's nothin more lame then a lack of funds
You better get someone to give you some ones
When you want something to eat
Or some shoes for on your feet
You need a wad of ones
If your gonna have some fun
Get your check and cash it
wad up the ones and stash them
get home from work and crash
on top of your wad of ones
If you can't earn the duckets
learn to like this hole your stuck in
throw in the towel say fuck it
Fuck this wad of ones!
[ending horn sample by: PA Unemployment- phone waiting music]
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3. |
Chop You up
03:09
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Chop you up
I will chop you up, I will cleave thee in twain, I will stomp on your foot, I will drive you insane, I will light you on fire, I will cut off your toe, I will get you in a choke hold and I'll never let go
I will do you harm, I will break your arm, I'll give you a punch in the gut, I'll stub your toes, I will break your nose, I'll give you a rash on your ass
I will pull off yer fingernails and skin your knee caps, I will give you a fierce wedgie that's so hard you will crap, I will scratch out your eyebrows, I will ripp out your hair, I will shove a stick in your ear, make it so you can't hear!
I will take out a sharpie and draw stuff on your face, I will kick you in the groin and I'll spray you with mace, I will call up your mom and tell her that you are dead, I will pour hot coffee on your crotch and bash in your head
I will throw a red shirt in your whites at the laundramat, I will sneak over your house and I'll let out your cat, I will check books out of the library using your name, I will dose you with L.S.D. you will never be the same
I will post on facebook that you gave me the clap, I will bang on potts and pans while you are trying to nap, I will smash your jack-o-lantern on halloween! I'll go back in time to gradeschool and I'll treat you real mean!!
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4. |
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MIDDLE CHILDREN: Would it bug you if I hug you?
[beginning sample by: Slick Rick & Doug E Fresh]"Okay party people in the house"
[next sample by: Ron “Ronco” Popeil] "Ready for the trash"
We're not ready for the trash
Would it bug you if I hug you?
I Won't bug me if you hug me
Will it bug you if I hug you?
I Won't bug me if you hug me
Will it bug you if I hug you
Mess up your hair, kiss and love you
It's not like I'm trying to mug you
all I want to do is
hug you
hug you
hug you
we're gonna
hug you
If I work up the nerve
than I will face plant in your sternum
run and leap and jump and push and
hold you down if you are squirming
Hope it doesn't bug you
Cause I'm going to hug you
I just want to hug you
Hope it doesn't bug you
I just want to hug you
Embosom, nestle, clinch, embrace and smush and cuddle
Encircle, nuzzle, bundle up and press and squeeze and snuggle
We're gonna hug you
You don't need to use your mace
While I quickly invade your space
I'll wrap my arms around your waist
and stuff your armpit with my face
Hope it doesn't bug you
Cause I'm going to hug you
I just want to hug you
Hope it doesn't bug
I just want to hug
Embosom, nestle, clinch, embrace and smush and cuddle
Encircle, nuzzle, bundle up and press and squeeze and snuggle
Will it bug you if I hug you?
I Won't bug me if you hug me
Will it bug you if I hug you?
I Won't bug me if you hug me
Will it bug you if I hug you?
I Won't bug me if you hug me
Will it bug you if I hug you?
I Won't bug me if you
Ready for the trash
We're not ready for the trash
We're not ready for the trash
We're not ready for the trash
We're not ready for the trash
We're not ready for the trash
We're not ready for the trash
We're not ready for the trash
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5. |
Slum it
03:31
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MIDDLE CHILDREN - SLUM IT
WE'RE GONNA SLUM IT
BUT YINZ AIN'T NO FUN
AND IT DON'T MATTER
EVEN IF YOU BRUNG A GOAT CHEESE SALAD
WE'RE GONNA SLUM IT
TAKE YOUR DOCTORATE THESIS AND SHOVE IT
IT DON'T MATTER
ALL YOU HIGHBROW MUTHA FUCKERS WILL SCATTER
AND WE WRESTLE IN THE BACK YARD
AND WE LIGHT OURSELVES ON FIRE
YOU KNOW YOU LOVE IT WHEN WE SLUM IT
ACT LIKE YOU DON'T HAVE THE STOMACH
GET ALL RHODES SCHOLARLY, BITCH'N BOUT
THE HOTDOGS AND THE CHICKEN
LOOK I'M SORRY IF US SLUM DUMBS MADE YOU
MISS YOUR MENSA MEETING
IT DON'T MATTER JUST RELAX
AND EAT SOME SALAD
[BREAK]
WE'RE GONNA SLUM IT
DRUNK, GREASY AND CHUBBY
BELLIGERENT AND SHOUTING
BRING US A SHRUBBERY
WE'RE GONNA SLUM IT
TAKE THAT 100 PROOF VODKA AND CHUG IT
NOW YOU'VE DONE IT
WATCH YOUR AWESOME G.R.E. SCORE PLUMMET
AND WE WRESTLE IN THE BACK YARD
AND WE LIGHT OURSELVES ON FIRE
YOU KNOW YOU LOVE IT WHEN WE SLUM IT
ACT LIKE YOU DON'T HAVE THE STOMACH
GET ALL RHODES SCHOLARLY, BITCH'N BOUT
THE HOTDOGS AND THE CHICKEN
LOOK I'M SORRY IF US SLUM DUMBS MADE YOU
MISS YOUR MENSA MEETING
IT DON'T MATTER JUST RELAX
AND EAT SOME SALAD
[BREAK 2]
[BRIDGE]
[SAMPLE OF FREDO - GODFATHER 2]
"I can handle things! I'm smart! Not like everybody says...
like dumb... I'm smart and I want respect!"
GETTING IN TO THINGS
THE KIND THAT MAKE US SCREAM
HOT N SPICY WINGS
NOW THIS IS GETTING MEAN
BARB B Q'IN NIGHT PARTY
TIME TO FIGHT
IN CHARCOALS BURNIN LIGHT
MAN THAT DOG LOOKS TIGHT
GOLDEN CORN ON COB
ALL GONE I'M FEELIN ROBBED
PUNCHES I HAVE TO DODGE
PRE-MADONNA SUCH A SNOB
LOOKIN LIKE IT HURTS
ROLLIN ROUND IN DIRT
INCHIE LIKES TO FLIRT
THIS PARTY IS BERSERK
[SAMPLE OF The Twilight Zone - A Stop at Willoughby]
I'm sick, and I'm tired of a husband who lives in permanent self-pity, A husband with a heart bleeding sensitivity that he unfurls like a flag whenever he decides the competition is a little too rough for him
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6. |
I don't wanna cry
03:15
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I don't wanna cry yi yi
without shedding a single tear
without shedding a single tear
without shedding a single tear
without shedding a single beer
[Ben Blanchard's voice] What? You don't want a cry? Fair enough but here is the thing - I will hurt the shit outta your feelings! you gonna cry? huh? huh? You gonna cry?
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7. |
Diamonds
03:42
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MIDDLE CHILDREN-Comfort Zone
Press your eyes to see stars
like a seven year old
fly through space
in your comfort zone
Spin around in circles
till you can't stand up
Watch the whole world turn
while you stay in one spot
Lock your self in like your room
when you were fifteen
posters on the wall
books you want to read
Got your headphones loud
you can't hear them knock
watch the whole world shift
when the music stops
[sample from:The Twilight Zone - Where Is Everybody?]"I wanna have look at all the data as soon as it's compiled, and I wanna see the reaction shot on him too."
Make it a night you know
what we should do
and it's a much better time
and who are we foolin'
Our arms are crossed over
We're just getting older
Our arms are crossed over
We're just getting older
To all that's involved
and put out this call - listen
we all go away I guess
we got everything
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8. |
Bottle
02:59
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MIDDLE CHILDREN-Bottle
At sometimes
I fall asleep
my dads in there
I get real mean
He tells me son
that he is back
for good this time
he hadn't died
why did you put me through this
the times have changed the things we missed
the order of things still feel the same
And when I wake up
my brain
rattles off
the things
i lost
and I'm still
missing him
And when
the market drops
and we're stuck
with mops
cleaning the ceiling
At sometimes
I fall asleep
my dads in there
I get real mean
He tells me son
that he is back
for good this time
he hadn't died
why did you put me through this
the times have changed the things we missed
the order of things still feel the same
the order of things still feel the same
what good is telepathy
when you dry heave out your thoughts on me
what good is telepathy
At sometimes
I fall asleep
my dads in there
I get real mean
He tells me son
that he is back
for good this time
he hadn't died
why did you put me through this
the times have changed the things we missed
please tell me that you were
joking and ship me in a bottle
away to sea
I was walking full of juice and
I got punched and chipped my tooth
why did you put me through this
the times have changed the things we missed
please tell me that you were
joking and ship me in a bottle
away to sea
please tell me that you were
joking and ship me in a bottle
away to sea
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9. |
Best way to be
03:11
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MIDDLE CHILDREN-Best way to be
[sample from:Freaks and Geeks: episode 6- I'm with the band]"Rock 'n' roll don't come from your brain! It come from your crotch!"
Isn't that the best way to be?
Ok ok ok ok All right
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