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Somewhere Private

by Middle Children

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1.
Freedom 02:42
We don't know what else to do, We had to say those things to you, We have love, love. Relax and eat some salad(what a mess) Dark sharpie has just stained my pants(what a mess) My tooth got chipped and then ground down(what a mess) That dog got lost in Sauerkraut(what a mess) My family doesn't speak to me(what a mess) Vincent P-R-I-C-E(what a mess) We don't know what else to do, We had to say those things to you, We have love, love. Relax and eat some salad(what a mess) Dark sharpie has just stained my pants(what a mess) My tooth got chipped and then ground down(what a mess) My friends say I'm falling apart(what a mess) Tortilla chip has gone too far(what a mess) That dog got lost in Sauerkraut(what a mess) My family doesn't speak to me(what a mess) Vincent P-R-I-C-E(what a mess) We don't know what else to do, We had to say those things to you, We have love We don't know what else to do, We had to say those things to you, We have love We don't know what else to do, We had to say those things to you, We have love We don't know what else to do, We had to say those things to you, We have love We don't know what else to do, We had to say those things to you, We have love We don't know what else to do, We had to say those things to you, We have love We don't know what else to do, We had to say those things to you, We have love We don't know what else to do, We had to say those things to you, We have love We don't know what else to do, We had to say those things to you, We have love We don't know what else to do, We had to say those things to you, We have love
2.
Don't Think 03:27
Don't think! I don't care if you want to talk to me at all. Each day inside my nightmare illuminated skull. Within my stem cell brain is habit forming. Leave me alone cause I want to sleep it off. Don't think! I don't care if you want to talk to me at all. Each day inside my nightmare illuminated skull. Within my stem cell brain is habit forming. Leave me alone cause I want to sleep it off. Don't think! I don't care if you want to talk to me at all. Each day inside my nightmare illuminated skull. Within my stem cell brain is habit forming. Leave me alone cause I want to sleep it off. I don't care if you want to talk to me at all. I don't care if you want to talk to me at all. I don't care if you want to talk to me at all. I don't care if you want to talk to me at all.
3.
Dead People Don't eat PIZZA. Dead People Don't TIE THEIR SHOES. Cause when your DEAD you don't DO anything. Dead People don't TIE their shoes. (I love Jesus's style) SELF IMAGE. SELF IMAGE. idiot idiot. WHAT? idiot idiot. WHAT? idiot idiot. WHAT? idiot idiot. idiot idiot. Dead People Don't eat PIZZA. Dead People Don't TIE THEIR SHOES. (I hate this song never want to hear it again). Dead People Don't eat PIZZA. Dead People Don't TIE THEIR SHOES. For the light of the world. Preservation of the soul. Naked and unafraid. Deliver us from pizza. SELF IMAGE.SELF IMAGE.SELF IMAGE.SELF IMAGE.SELF IMAGE.SELF IMAGE.SELF IMAGE.SELF IMAGE.SELF IMAGE.SELF IMAGE.SELF IMAGE.SELF IMAGE.
4.
Yinzerzoo 04:02
Please stop ignoring me. (go ahead shoot) (do you guys think I'm pretty) Things are not the way they seem. We provided you a new home. The capacity is limitless. You have everything you want right here in front of you. Your desire, Your identity, Your Elasticity- Will Always connect with us. Amazing Difference you make in your own world!
5.
Juicy Fruits 00:39
Get your ski's shined up Grab a stick of Juicy Fruit THE TASTE IS GONNA MOVE YA Grab a stick Pull it out the taste is gonna move ya when you pop it in your mouth Juicy Fruit is gonna move ya the taste is soft it gets right to ya Juicy Fruit the taste the taste the taste is gonna move ya
6.
You’re in a big heap of trouble A quadruple bubble butt You’ve been shoveling the sausage better keep your mouth shut and you’re never going to win with like 16 extra chins Do the Fatty Boom Bellatty till the floor caves in Take a walk fatty You want to help her into this trousers but the zipper won't zip You been sliding in the shower that’s some crazy Sea World shit All you got to do is quit eating so much food or you’ll be sleeping with the fishes like my boy Sham Moo Take a walk fatty Fat and bad and mad and sad and fat in bad and mad and sad Fat and no food But when push comes to shove of find somebody chubby to hug because it feels so nice I’m a chunk a chunk of been in love oohhh Take a walk fatty
7.
So I ran Outside confused about what just happened. It felt sloppy with peices of deep fried bits rubbing against my legs inside my pants. I wanted to forget about it and return to see Midge Crickett perform. Ah but as I returned a shadowy figure blocked my entrance. It's FUNNY cause it's true It's FUNNY cause it happened to you So I had to take a piss earlier that night but the bathrooms were stuffed with every human possible. Couldn't wait I went out to the back alleyway SOMEWHERE PRIVATE. All I could find behind the bar that was ok was a dumpster. I was so excited I flew over a ramp conveniently placed I ran so fast I overlooked a vat of greese and SPLASH! WTF I was soaked up to my waist in nasty ass greese. My brain must of shut off because I forgot the moment of getting out. But the legend says that there are still shoe prints today on the streets leading to this very spot where we stand. It's FUNNY cause it's true It's FUNNY cause it happened to you (Say your prayers)
8.
Top Of Your Head May you never a recall I hope you quickly forget and expertly uninstall this crippling fear and regret you got a disconnect or you’ll be prostrate with grief Your memory is incorrect your memory is a thief You want to take it in stride but you can’t clean up this mess it won’t wash out with the tide the shit that everyone says you just got to dismiss it and then try to ignore it when the creeps through the window and seeps up through the floor. Come over here and take a whiff. Of this dank and dirty paradigm shift. It's gonna fill you with dread. From the tip of your toes. To the top of your head. From the tip of your toes. To the top of your head. You can wait to discuss it until you’ve taken a seat it’s not that your answer is wrong it’s just that it’s incomplete you got nothing to say and I don’t want to do it you’ll just forget anyway and I don’t want to get through it cause you’re a miserable cunt a duplicitous shit I would explain how you hurt me but you wouldn’t understand because you’re a mean motherfucker and a thoughtless dick your a twatt face weirdo in a lying prick Um actually no that's $3000, $2000 no that’s for you thousand dollars no no $300 actually it’s $3000. I spray-paint the lawn with the brightest color green. It's now me against the world again. The seasoning of soul from our family remains. but I would not sell my parts to you again. You think that you’re the best but you really suck Don’t you know your breath stinks and I hate you And if you die today I dance on your grave I would flush your ashes is down the toilet
9.
the End 03:30
And I loved the part. When you say that we.re together. And I wanted this moment. To stretch out it's arms forever And I can support this document. Or Letter. And I bent my thumbs. So that they might stay together. And I'm too late to start. To think that your any better. And I loved the part. That you say that we're together. It’s a it’s a pretty good book I heard ya Can pick it up at 33 1/3 I’ll just flip through the pages without reading the word Obliterate the magistrate and consummate it and decimate hey yea We consummate this salad plate amen And I'm too late to start To think that your any better And I bent my thumbs So that they might stay together I was there when they tried to break in They started out tryin to push from outside in Mother natures a fucking faker amen At the end of the end it was over and everyone was there and you were there and you were there and I was there and everybody said "wOw man what what is that it’s so beautiful it’s the end" And I'm too late to start. To think that your any better. And I bent my thumbs. So that they might stay together.

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released May 29, 2016

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